stephen\ colbert

stephen\ colbert
1. (Stephen Colbert) (2761↑, 126↓)
Stephen T. Colbert, more widely known as Stephen Colbear (The T's are silent, and they stand for truth\!) He is the O'Reilly-esque host of the Colbert Report, Comedy Central's response to media pundits, mostly Bill O'Reilly because he is easy to satirize.

Stephen Colbert: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth\! But I've got oven mits. This is the Colbert Report.

2. (Stephen Colbert) (2076↑, 143↓)
The most geniunely courageous and intelligent All-American HERO. A former correspondant of Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show", he was so great that he was given a spin-off show that ended up being just about as successful. Called "The Colbert Report", the show centres around an illogical right-wing egomaniac who attempts to deliver the news with a splash of [truthiness]. Colbert was the entertainer for the 2006 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. There, only a few feet away from the President [George W. Bush] himself, Colbert gave a comedy routine reminiscent of his familiar fake news program. The hilarious speech was actually a thinly veiled attack on Bush's administration, and though faced with an expectedly unreceptive audience, Colbert charmed and awed his supporters at home. His great bravery was exemplified that day, broadcast nationwide on C-SPAN, though barely mentioned by the media the next morn - because of the fact that Colbert had criticised them in his speech. Colbert is seen as a true hero for his courage, a great comedian for his wit, and a genius for his biting logic.

Charlene: I love Stephen Colbert. Jane: He's gorgeous. Liesel: Not just that. He's the greatest American hero alive. Charlene: That's why I love him.

3. (stephen colbert) (1380↑, 195↓)
1. God 2. Host of the absolute best show on television: The Colbert Report 3. Inventor of the word [truthiness]

There was this one time when I was dreaming about banging Stephen Colbert, but then I realized that I'd never be worthy.

4. (stephen colbert) (753↑, 209↓)
Stephen Colbert is a "fake" news anchor on the hit news comedy show, [The Daily Show]. As of Monday, October 17th, 2005, Stephen has his own show, The Colbert Report.

Stephen Colbert is TEH BEST EVAR\!\!

5. (stephen colbert) (639↑, 186↓)
a person with a really funny show and acts republican to make fun of republicans

i watched the colbert report yesterday hosted by stephen colbert

6. (stephen colbert) (426↑, 82↓)
The funniest comedian on TV right now (2006). Every since Dave Chappelle gave up his show, Colbert moved right in.

Stephen Colbert, "I'm not a fan of facts. I go with my gut."

7. (stephen colbert) (346↑, 69↓)
the host of the colbert report, one of the two funniest people in the world, along with [jon stewart]

stephen colbert is fucking funny

8. (Stephen Colbert) (180↑, 44↓)
1. Crumbelievable 2. God 3. Funny T.V. Host on Comedy Central. He truly sets himself apart from the Daily show which is very impressive and was originally surprising.

1. Stephen Colbert is CRUMBELIEVABLEEEEEEEE\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! 2. Stephen is God. 3. Stephen is a good TV show host...

9. (Stephen Colbert) (152↑, 36↓)
Fictional charater played by [Stephen Colbert] on [The Colbert Report].

That's not really Stephen Colbert, he's just playing the part of Stephen Colbert

10. (Stephen Colbert) (131↑, 39↓)
Is the host of the satirical fake news show "The Colbert Report" as Stephen Colbert. Probably the funniest guy currently on television. Has a surprising amount of [fangirl]s, which in itself is really creepy.

Stephen Colbert plays Stephen Colbert in "The Colbert Report".

11. (stephen colbert) (93↑, 29↓)
Stephen Colbert is one of the greatest comedians and entertainers alive. He is the host of the Colbert Report, and was jabbing at running for presidential office 08'. If Stephen Colbert ran for pres 08 it would probably off throw the election drastically, and would probably end badly. He would probably be the most influential candidate of the 2008 election because he is so idealized by America, and myself.

Hell, if Stephen Colbert ran, I would vote for him over any of these yahoo's. He cant tell a lie.

12. (Stephen Colbert) (57↑, 8↓)
He is America. (And so can you\!)

"Do you know Stephen Colbert?" "Oh yeah. He's America\!"

13. (Stephen Colbert) (65↑, 21↓)
I tried having Stephen Colbert's baby but I couldn't carry something with balls that big to term.

Stephen Colbert is GOD.

14. (Stephen Colbert) (46↑, 11↓)
1. The best news anchor in the history of TIME\!\! Hosts the Colbert Report on comedy central. Also kown as Stephen T. Colbert. 2. The act of getting something named after yourself. Originates from the fact that Stephen Colbert is so awesome that he has a shit load of stuff named after him.

1. "The T's are silent, and they stand for truth\!"-Stephen Colbert. 2. "As you know i am the undisputed king of geting things named after me, in fact the very act of getting something named after you is called a 'Stephen Colbert'."-Stephen Colbert.

Author: whipyouwithawetnoodle http://stephen-colbert.urbanup.com/4242886
15. (Stephen Colbert) (43↑, 11↓)
Stephen Colbert has 4 definitions 1)The humorous persona that has become known as other have put it "The most geniunely courageous and intelligent All-American HERO. A former correspondant of Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show", he was so great that he was given a spin-off show that ended up being just about as successful. Called "The Colbert Report", the show centres around an illogical right-wing egomaniac who attempts to deliver the news with a splash of truthiness." 2)Colberts own identity as a person who is obviously a brilliant person to come up with the stuff he does for his show. 3)The TRUE name of the space node that NASA decided to falsely call tranquility. Colbert Nation knows the TRUE name of that node. 4)a lousy treadmill there gonna send into space as a way to cheat colbert out of what he won. (see definition 3) nobody really gives a damn about this treadmill and its really an insult to Colbert Nation.

(1-3) When Stephen Colbery becomes Galactic Overlord he will smite the fools at NASA who cheated him. (4) Stephen Colbert doesnt really give a damn about the C.O.L.B.E.R.T POS.

16. (Stephen Colbert) (16↑, 2↓)
A sandwich consisting of two original Pringles on the outside and original Redi Whip in the middle.

"I want that named after me [Stephen Colbert] when it catches on."

17. (Stephen Colbert) (16↑, 4↓)
The last great American satire artist.

Stephen Colbert delivers "conservative" "fundamentalist" values on his TV program by pretending to be someone like Bill O'Reilly, satirizing the illogical arguments of the American Christian Right.

18. (Stephen Colbert) (27↑, 14↓)
Scientifically proven to be the whitest man in christendom

Snow, Ivory, Stephen Colbert

19. (Stephen Colbert) (11↑, 0↓)
America

Stephen Colbert is America.

20. (Stephen Colbert) (18↑, 8↓)
Hilarious host of the Colbert Report. Most people forget his full name, Dr. Sir Stephen Colbert, D.F.A Next to Jon Stewart as the funniest comedians on Comedy Central.

Stephen Colbert shows America's true threat, BEARS\!

21. (Stephen Colbert) (2↑, 0↓)
A pundit who gives his hilariously true uptake on news and current events. Like John Stweart, only better.

"We shouldn't have put Bin Laden in the ocean\! He'll merge with sharks, and become Fin Laden\!" Stephen Colbert, on the seath of Osama bin Laden

22. (Stephen Colbert) (8↑, 34↓)
An individual who eagerly has the sexually deprived act known as “Canada’s History” performed on them.

Says a husband to his wife, "can I be the "Stephen Colbert" tonight? Wife replies, Sure honey, let me go get the hockey stick, maple syrop, stanley cup replica, and some bacon, while you go out to the shed and get Bruce the Moose and bring him to our boudoir. And make sure Bruce's antlers are filed down, Remember what happend to you last time. Husband responds, Don't remind me. Were still paying the Dr bill.

23. (Stephen Colbert) (8↑, 45↓)
A Canadian euphemism for impotence or erectile dysfunction. May also refer to the inability to get something up, or anything that appears limp.

As the audience waited with baited breath for the cauldron lighting at the Opening Ceremonies of the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics, the hydraulic system was briefly afflicted with Stephen Colbert.

24. (Stephen Colbert) (14↑, 73↓)
Stephen Colbert is the name of a white man who attempted to rape me last night. He told me he was famous when I met him at the bar. I didn't recognize him. I don't have a television. He explained that he was kind of a big deal... When I seemed genuinely uninterested in this shallow show biz clown, he got angry. Next thing I know he smashes his beer bottle on my head and I wake up bound and gagged in some sketchy warehouse setting. He's dressed up in an all American [Evil Knievel] suit with his erect penis exposed. He's stroking his knob and somehow has morphed his voice to sound like the dude from Saw. He then proclaims "How would you like to participate in some [Canadian History] no television boy?\!" I was slightly alarmed to say the least. Fearing for my own safety I quickly untied my hands, removed the duct tape from my mouth and then pulled Colbert's jersey over his head and knocked him out with an upper cut. I then went back to the bar for last call. What a bizarre experience... Not sure what television program this Colbert is involved with but beware his 'Canadian History' rape fetish.

I was drinking at the bar last night when Steven Colbert hit me over the head with a beer bottle because I didn't know who he was. He then attempted to perform some bizarre rape ritual know as the 'Canadian History' to me as I was bound and gagged. I escaped and lived to tell the tale. Bartender: Colbert tried to rape you? Me: Yeah. Bartender: That's fucking crazy dude. Here, the next round is on me. Me: Thanks bartender. I sure need a drink after escaping that attempted rape by Stephen Colbert.

25. (Stephen Colbert) (5↑, 67↓)
A real icehole in need of a large antler.

Stephen Colbert's ichole itch could only be satisified by moose antlers found in the great country north of the excited states.

26. (Stephen Colbert) (13↑, 79↓)
A puffed up asshole, who gets waaaay more credit than he deserves, trying to dick-ride Uncle Sam to glory.

Stephen Colbert is a meat-puppet.

Author: The Beaver (Canada's History) http://stephen-colbert.urbanup.com/4651793
27. (Stephen Colbert) (15↑, 86↓)
1. Hilarious and charismatic champion of the unwashed masses. 2. Liberal propaganda machine 3. Communist

Stephen Colbert is possessed by the spirit of Karl Marx. Who you gona call? Ghostbusters

28. (Stephen Colbert) (10↑, 103↓)
The most immature comic on US television. People from the states call him a genius but after countless generations of in-breeding this is to be expected. These are the same people that elected G. bush to 2 terms as president. People that watch the Colbert show are just like trained monkeys...he tells them to throw shit and they say where? on who? is that enough? Colbert asked Americans to define Canadian history and all they could come up with was a recount of all the things they saw their patents do when they were growing up, ie: having sex with the neighbors dog, fucking small animals, etc. Most Americans can't even name the 50 states, never mind having a clue about the most desired country on earth, even though it's right on top of you on the map.

people with shoe sizes larger than their IQ's, inbreed mother-fuckers that laugh at him, anybody that finds Stephen Colbert comedy even remotely funny is known in Canada as a "Colbert"

29. (stephen colbert) (155↑, 453↓)
Man on TV who's right ear sticks out, unlike his left. Just look at it, you'll see.

"Look at me, I'm stephen colbert and I have one ear that sticks out..."

30. (stephen colbert) (86↑, 557↓)
When your ears are different sizes and seem to be attached to your head slightly too high, or too low. Mostly common in black people.

"My baby has gots the stephen colbert ears and everyone at school makes fun of him. "

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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